Lub-dub, lub-dub, lub... LUBDUBLUBDUB!
That's what my heart sounds like. I have a quirky little rhythm that's been quirkier than usual for the past week. Lots of sudden thumpings, kind of like a head rush for your heart. So I'm wearing a Holter monitor today (electrodes on my chest recording my heartbeat into a little box).
I'm hoping my heart will have another freak-out so it can record it, but my heart seems to know it's being watched and is behaving itself. So cross your fingers for me and send palpitaty thoughts my way. (By the way, this is not a dangerous heart condition so don't be afraid that I'm going to keel over. It's just kind of annoying.) Oh, and about an hour after I got hooked up I recorded a severe case of cardiac arrest, i.e. the cable momentarily came out of the recording device. I wonder what kind of pills I'd get if I didn't tell them that's what happened...
In closing, a word of advice. If you are a married woman of child-bearing age, never send an e-mail at work saying "My husband and I have to leave early for a doctor's appointment." I meant "carpool," they heard "secret sonogram." I'm going to drink heavily at the next company picnic to quash the rumors.
Update: Yay! I palpitated a bit! Let's hope for some more.
I'm hoping my heart will have another freak-out so it can record it, but my heart seems to know it's being watched and is behaving itself. So cross your fingers for me and send palpitaty thoughts my way. (By the way, this is not a dangerous heart condition so don't be afraid that I'm going to keel over. It's just kind of annoying.) Oh, and about an hour after I got hooked up I recorded a severe case of cardiac arrest, i.e. the cable momentarily came out of the recording device. I wonder what kind of pills I'd get if I didn't tell them that's what happened...
In closing, a word of advice. If you are a married woman of child-bearing age, never send an e-mail at work saying "My husband and I have to leave early for a doctor's appointment." I meant "carpool," they heard "secret sonogram." I'm going to drink heavily at the next company picnic to quash the rumors.
Update: Yay! I palpitated a bit! Let's hope for some more.
posted by CK at
3:15 PM
2 Comments:
Umm, who are you and why are you spamming my blog with your religious agenda? Go away.
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CK, at 11:45 PM
La Bona might gain more converts if she improved her grammar. They probably have some kind of filter that looks for works like "pregnancy" and "drinking heavily".
Your heart! You always were the problem child, so fussy (not a word about my grammar, mind you). What with your sensitive stomach and ice-cream headaches in the middle of your back. You truly are a mess. If you say the palpitations are harmless then I wish you a personal Christine-quake. Otherwise, get better so we can have fun next week!
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Ferg, at 12:26 AM
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