Business as usual

Here at work, we had to install an instant-messaging thingy that lets you broadcast questions company-wide, theoretically so we can take advantage of the wide array of expertise in IBM. So far I've received such illuminating broadcasts as:

Is it raining?

Are you happy?

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

It's refreshing to know that even the best and brightest in the technology field still revert to childhood when given a new toy. Wait, what do I mean "even?" Especially!

Any thoughts on funny questions I can submit back?