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Sunday, March 26, 2006

Tea Report



I put on afternoon tea yesterday for my mom and Matt. I had intended to take pictures at the time of the lovely spread, but I got too preoccupied with the procedure and then the chowing down. So I've photograped the leftovers and a historic recreation of the place setting. I put on the tea as an exercise in cake-producing and occasion-managing for my possible future pastry career. Well, the tea was lovely and everyone enjoyed themselves, but I learned that I have a LOT to learn still.

Currant Cream Scones with Orange Blossom Honey Butter and Boysenberry Preserves



Currant Cream Scones: I got this recipe out of The New Best Recipe, a cookbook from Cooks Illustrated magazine. They were pretty good; nice and sconey with a lightly browned top and soft interior. They were weren't very sweet or flavorful, but the cookbook said that was the style of British scones. They're more of a plain base for sweeter toppings, as opposed to American scones which are eaten plain and are therefore more stand-alone flavorful. I think next time I'll use the follow-up recipe, Cakey Scones,which contains an egg and will probably make it more... well... cakey.



Orange Blossom Honey Butter: From Cooking Light magazine, although there's nothing light about it. Honey, butter, and both lemon and orange zest. Simple and absolutely divine!! The only downside was it was a bit runnier and sweeter than I was hoping, but a reduction of the honey to butter ratio will solve that in the future.

Boysenberry Preserves: Smuckers. Shhhh.

Caramel Cookies



This deceptively simple recipe came from Bon Appetit. It was difficult to make and required one throw-out/start-over, and the cookies themselves have been schizophrenic. Fresh out of the oven, delicious! Soft texture, rich flavor, darn good cookie. By tea time, I had a plate of caramel paving stones. However, my guests were gracious enough to dip them in their hot tea and call them perfect dunking cookies. Then the following morning, when I expected them to be even harder than ever, they'd resoftened in the night! So I'm not sure what to make of these possessed cookies. I still haven't decided if they deserve a spot in the recipe box yet. Better eat some more.... *munch munch munch*

Tea Sandwiches

Smoked Salmon and Cucumber with Dilled Cream Cheese: Not bad, but not particularly good, either. I blame the salmon. It was very, very salty and kind of mushy. Next time I'll find a better brand. The dilled cream cheese was scrumptious, though.



Curried Egg Salad: Delicious!! Mango chutney and curry and onions and cumin and yuminess. That was one of my favorites. It was just a little wet for a tea sandwich; it oozed a bit out of the edges. So I'll have to tone down the liquid in the future, but otherwise it's a keeper.

Petit Fours



Lemon cake layered with lemon buttercream and fresh strawberry marmalade: Wonderful as a cake, not as a petit four. It was a mega-four. A monstro-four. I layered it too high, I cut it too big, and I certainly shouldn't have used fresh fruit, which made it lumpy and unstable. But I really couldn't get that upset about it because it tasted so good. So I'm saving the recipe for a future full-size cake, but I'll have to find something else for petit fours. And do you know how hard it is to make a straight line of piped icing on the top? If you move too slowly, the icing squiggles up. If you move too fast, the string breaks. My decorations were certainly... rustic. But like I said, it's hard to get upset when it tastes good, so I'll just have to keep practicing!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Billion dollar idea

Transparent cats.

That way, when they lie on your reading material, you can continue reading and still let them think they've won.

Eh? EH?

Friday, March 17, 2006

My cupcakes are ruined

I'm miserable. My happiness is dependent on the success of my baked goods, and both are a crumbled mess.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Top 30 Must Read Books

Here are the results of a World Book Day poll conducted by the Museum, Libraries and Archives Council (MLA), in which librarians around the country were asked the question, "Which book should every adult read before they die?"

(Books I've read, books I've partially read, books I haven't read)

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
The Bible
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien
1984 by George Orwell
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
All Quite on the Western Front by E M Remarque
His Dark Materials Trilogy by Phillip Pullman
Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Lord of the Flies by William Golding
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon
Tess of the D'urbevilles by Thomas Hardy
Winnie the Pooh by AA Milne
Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Graham
Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
The Prophet by Khalil Gibran
David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Middlemarch by George Eliot
The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzenhitsyn


I agree with some and am flabbergasted by others. I can't believe trendy Oprah-lit like the Lovely Bones made the list. (I read it, not that impressive, and certainly not worthy of the Top 30.) The standards like To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, etc are easy to overlook as "school" books, but I agree that they really are worth it. Jane Eyre is a classic, but I found it kind of soap operaish. And I'm especially intrigued by One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich. Bob, you told me before that that was one of your favorite books but I never got around to reading it. Although your recommendation should have been enough, now I'm going to make a more concerted effort to find it.

And now, since I'm a comment-whore, tell me which you agree with and which you don't!